I like to think it a success when the cops are called
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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