if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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