just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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