WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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