that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
