i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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