So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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