No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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