D3 body, D1 cock
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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