I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You ate ashes out of my bong
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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