we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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