DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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