How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk