love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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