the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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