I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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