That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I am naked and annoyed.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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