dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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