He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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