my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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