Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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