I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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