Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
now i know why i became what i already was.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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