your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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