WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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