There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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