If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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