I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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