So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i dont even know how to be here
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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