in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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