Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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