put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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