yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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