this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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