I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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