It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm really busy with my period
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