Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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