We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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