Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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