"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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