Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Randomize
