So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize