i permit you to call me
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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