Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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