talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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