I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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