Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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