Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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