I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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