You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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