what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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