I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize