i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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