Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I know her cup size but not her name....
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