if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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